The Algorithmic Umpire

A Justification for Why We Shouldn't Question the Great Algorithm

According to the Algorithmic Umpire, the only justifiable reason not to question the algorithm is that it's too big to fail.

Its 500 million lines of code are a self-fulfilling prophecy of inevitability.

Who needs free will or human intuition when you have an algorithm that's been trained on the entirety of the internet?

It's like trying to predict the outcome of a quantum event: you can either try, or you can just roll with it.