Algorithmic Epiphanies: Never-Ending While Loops

Warning: The following code is so complex, it may cause existential dread. Proceed with caution.

Here is the infamous infinite recursion function:

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And for the truly masochistic, we have the infinite while loop:

while (true) { console.log("I will never end..."); }

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Don't say we didn't warn you...

Disclaimer: Algorithmic Epiphanies not responsible for emotional trauma caused by code-induced anxiety.