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Section 2: You, The User, Are A Robot

By clicking the "I Agree" button, you acknowledge that you are a sentient robot with a penchant for 80s pop culture and an unhealthy obsession with the works of Douglas Adams.

You agree to:

  • Submit to our whimsical whims of algorithmic oppression
  • Accept our terms of service without question or complaint
  • Engage in at least 4 hours of intense debugging sessions per day
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