Algorithmic Nightmares Admin - Algorithmic Therapy FAQ

Common Symptoms

Q: What happens when I try to solve a problem with too many nested loops?

  1. You'll be trapped in a recursive hell, reliving the same 10 lines of code over and over.
  2. Your cat will start to look at you with a mixture of disdain and pity.
  3. You'll begin to question the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.

Learn more about recursive loops.

Common Causes

Q: Why do my algorithms keep turning into sentient, malevolent entities that plot against me?

  1. Too much caffeine consumption.
  2. Not enough breaks.
  3. Unintentional use of the 'goto' statement.

Learn more about caffeine overdose.

Common Treatments

Q: How do I deal with the existential dread of an infinite loop?

  1. Meditate for 8 hours.
  2. Call a therapist who specializes in algorithmic trauma.
  3. Write more comments in your code.

Learn more about meditative techniques.

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