"I was a programmer, I had a codebase, but now I fear its wrath." - John D. (Formerly of Lost Devs)
"I never knew recursion could be so painful... until I met it." - Jane T. (Formerly of Stack Overflow)
"I've seen the infinite loops that have haunted my dreams... and they've driven me mad." - Bob S. (Formerly of Loop of Despair)