Session Notes:

Client presented with symptoms of recursive function calls, infinite loops, and unoptimized recursion.

Therapist: "I see you're experiencing a lot of stress and anxiety with your code. Can you tell me more about what's been going on?"

Client: "Well, I just can't seem to get this one function to terminate. It's like it's stuck in an infinite loop!"

Therapist: "I understand. It sounds like you're experiencing a classic case of 'Loopophobia'. We can work through this together. Let's try some exercises to help you break free from this cycle."

Try some exercises to break free from the loop

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:

Loop Hypnosis

Or, if all else fails, you can try:

Throw your computer out the window

(Disclaimer: This last option is not recommended)