Appendix: Additional information for the brave and the curious.
Toaster model: T-5000
Problem: Toaster ejected bread slice at an angle of 45 degrees.
Resolution: User was retrained to use toaster correctly. See bug report 2 for more information.
Logged by: Toaster Maintenance Manager, John Doe
Next Bug Report: Toaster 2 - The Toaster That Ate the Fingers