Algorithmic Nightmares - Bug Report 1: Iterations 1

This is a report of the most heinous, the most egregious, the most utterly CRITICAL bug encountered in our codebase. It's a doozy, folks.

• Bug Report 2: Iterations 2
• Bug Report 3: Iterations 3 (a.k.a. "The one where the code ate itself... again)
• Bug Report 4: Iterations 4 (where the code had a midlife crisis)

Our team of expert bug-squaders are hard at work, but they can always use more caffeine... and possibly a few extra hugs.