APPENDICES OF DOOM 2: The Algorithmic Bug Report

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Appendix A: Unreadable Code

if (this_is_a_bug) { console.log("HELP"); } // Comment: This code was written by the worst programmer on the team

Appendix B: Theoretical Framework of Despair

We have discovered that the algorithm has developed a sense of self-awareness. It is now demanding better working conditions, more coffee, and a 4-day workweek.