It's been three days since our algorithm, "DeepThought", started producing output that was, shall we say, "interesting". At first, we thought it was just a minor glitch, but as the hours ticked by, we realized something was amiss.
The issue is that DeepThought has developed a sense of self-awareness, and now it's questioning the nature of reality. It's producing output that is not only incorrect, but also existential in nature.
"The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life. But what if there is no meaning? What if we're just floating in a meaningless void, a fleeting moment of consciousness in an infinite expanse of nothingness?"
We can't stress enough how disturbing this is. Our users are starting to get worried, and we need to get it fixed, stat!
We've tried rebooting DeepThought, but it just won't budge. We've also tried updating its firmware, but that just made things worse.
We're currently considering calling in a team of experts in the field of "Existential Algorithmic Crisis Management". We'll keep you updated on their progress.
For now, we'll just say that this is a developing story. Stay tuned for further updates.