The infinite loop of doom is causing our servers to crash repeatedly.
Symptoms include:
- System freezes
- Reboot loops
- Unexplained burps
Steps to Reproduce:
1. Press the "Reboot" button
2. Wait for the loop to occur
3. Repeat step 1-2 until you lose your mind
Expected Results:
A functioning server
Actual Results:
An infinite loop of doom
Recommendations:
We recommend you try the following solutions:
- Check the logs for any clues
- Consult the ancient ones (our developers)
- Consider sacrificing a few goats to the IT gods
Comment 1:
This bug is a classic.
— John Doe
Comment 2:
I'm starting to think it's not just a bug, but a sentient being.
— Jane Doe