What is the Malware Maniac?
We are a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated, highly eccentric malware developers.
What kind of malware do we create?
We create the most diabolical, the most devious, the most devastating kinds of malware.
How do we get away with it?
We use our cunning, our guile, and our extensive knowledge of HTML/CSS to evade detection.
What about updates and patches?
We don't do updates or patches. We're too busy plotting world domination.