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Paranoid Performance Snippets

Where the algorithms go to have a nervous breakdown

This is the place to find the most inefficient, convoluted, and downright terrifying code snippets in the land of the lost souls.

Loop of Woe | Binary Brawl | Recursive Regex Roulette

Featured Snippet: The Infinite Loop of Suffering

The Infinite Loop of Suffering

This snippet is a never-ending loop of despair, guaranteed to freeze your machine and drive you to the brink of insanity.

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