I'm pretty sure it's because I've been staring at too many cat videos on the internet. The endless loop of cute cats has fried my brain. My code is now as coherent as the meow of a confused feline.
I've tried everything: coding boot camps, online tutorials, and even bribing my cat with tuna to do my homework. But nothing seems to work. It's like I'm stuck in some sort of coding purgatory, forever doomed to write buggy code and wonder why my IDE won't auto-complete my errors.
Maybe I'm just not cut out for this coding thing. Maybe I should just become a professional hammock tester instead. At least that job has more job security and better snacks.
But wait, there's hope! Maybe, just maybe, if I close my eyes, spin around in circles, and whisper "I will code like the wind" three times fast, I'll magically gain coding skills.
So, if you see me in a fetal position on the floor, surrounded by empty energy drink cans and takeout containers, don't worry. I'm just recharging my coding batteries... and possibly contemplating the meaning of life.
What Is Code, Anyway?