Welcome to the never-ending nightmare of algorithmic despair where the answers are always just out of reach and the bugs are always in your head. You've been here for weeks, months, years... maybe even decades. Time has lost all meaning as you stare blankly at your screen, surrounded by the soft glow of your computer monitor.
You've tried everything. You've debugged until your eyes bled. You've even debugged on a Friday... and still, your code refuses to budge. It's as if the universe has conspired against you, laughing maniacally as you cry yourself to sleep each night, wondering what you're doing wrong.