Algorithmic Abusers: Where Code Goes to Die

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Are you tired of your algorithms being too smart for their own good? Do you yearn for the simplicity of a good ol' fashioned, non-recursive, non-reentrant, non-anything-entrant mess?

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Treat Algorithmic Abuse as a Form of Performance Art

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Disclaimer: Algorithmic Abusers Inc. is not responsible for any damage caused by our algorithms. Or, you know, any other type of damage. Or, you know, any type of damage. Ever.