Are you tired of algorithms making decisions for you? Do you yearn for the simple life of human intuition and free will? Look no further than the Algorithmic Regret Mechanism, where we help you understand, confront, and potentially overcome the existential dread of being controlled by the whims of ones and zeroes.
But be warned: once you start down the rabbit hole of algorithmic awareness, there's no turning back. Proceed with caution.