Chaos Theory Sock Generation 2.0: The Algorithmic Edition

Warning: the following sock generation process has been known to induce existential dread and spontaneous combustion.

For best results, please wear a hazmat suit.

Or just use your brain, that's fine too.

We're not really sure what we're doing here. Maybe just click here for more information.

Or maybe just close your eyes, click here and pretend it's not happening.

Or, you know, just go to home.

Disclaimer:

By clicking "here, you acknowledge that the resulting socks are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by their inevitable disappearance in the wash.