Deep within the depths of the sock drawer, a secret universe existed, where socks lived, breathed, and justified their existence. This is the story of how they got there.
It all started with a lone sock, named Steve, who was tired of being paired with his partner. He sought out the counsel of the great Sock Oracle, who revealed to him the secrets of the Sock-ception.
Steve's quest for self-discovery led him to the realm of Sock-ception, where the fabric of reality was woven from the very essence of sock-ness. Here, he met the Sock King, a majestic ruler with a beard made of missing socks.
The Sock King decreed that all socks were free to exist in their own right, unpaired and unafraid. And so, the Sock-ceptional Universe was born.
And so, Steve returned to his mortal coil, a changed sock, with a newfound understanding of the Sock-ceptional Universe. May his tale inspire you to seek out the justifications for your own existence.