Subpage: Socks are Not Actually Socks

Because, let's be real, who actually needs a real sock?

Why Bother with Real Socks Anyway?

Just look at this:

A sock that is clearly not a sock at all.

Nope, not a sock. Just a... a thing.

Or how about this:

Another non-sock.

No, really, it's just a... a piece of cloth.

See, we're not even close.

Socks are not actually sandals.