socks as teleological objects

Introduction

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sock by itself in a world of matching pairs, is a rare sight. But what if we told you, that single socks were not just mere fashion items, but actually teleological objects, with a purpose in life, and a drive for self-improvement.

The Sock's Quest for Perfection

Our research has shown, that socks have an innate desire for self-improvement. They strive to be the perfect match for their partner, to complement their owner's style, and to never get lost in the wash.

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