Warning: Sock sorting can be hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure to the thrill of sorting algorithms can lead to:

Quicksort is a fast and efficient sorting algorithm, but don't let its speed fool you. It's like the siren's call of the sorting world: it lures you in with promises of speed, but delivers only chaos and despair.
Watch the Quicksort Disaster Movie

Bubble Sort is like the sorting equivalent of a bad habit. It's slow, it's painful, and it's a waste of time. But hey, at least it's not as painful as Quicksort.
Attend a Bubble Sort Therapy Session
Stay sorted, stay sane.