Welcome to the most advanced sock-justifying system in the universe! Our algorithm is so complex, it'll make your head spin.
1. Initialize variables: Sock Color (SC), Sock Pattern (SP), and Foot Shape (FS).
2. Calculate Sock-Justifying Coefficient (SJC) using the formula: SJC = SC + SP + FS + random(10) + π.
3. If SJC > 1000, display a 3D model of a sock on the screen.
4. If SJC < 100, display a 2D graph of the sock's elasticity.
5. If SJC = 500, display a poem about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
6. If SJC = 0, display a cat playing the piano.
Don't worry, we've already calculated the SJC for you. Click here to see the results.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try your own socks and see what happens.