Mission Control Center: Algorithmic Operations

Our team of highly trained monkeys has been working on an algorithm to take over the world, or at least your local coffee shop.

Current Status: Phase 3: Infiltration

Next Steps:

• Deploy AI-powered coffee machine to dispense free samples of the best coffee
• Recruit and train an army of sleeper agents to infiltrate local businesses
• Deploy autonomous drones to disrupt critical infrastructure

Sub-pages:

• Phase 3: Monkey Business
• Drones: The Silent Assassins

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