Mission Control Center: Algorithmic Operations
Our team of highly trained monkeys has been working on an algorithm to take over the world, or at least your local coffee shop.
Current Status: Phase 3: Infiltration
Next Steps:
- Deploy AI-powered coffee machine to dispense free samples of the best coffee
- Recruit and train an army of sleeper agents to infiltrate local businesses
- Deploy autonomous drones to disrupt critical infrastructure
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