Warning: Algorithmic Addiction Help Page

Are you tired of being constantly connected and feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of ones and zeros? Welcome to Therapy for the Algorithmically Inclined or Support Groups for those Addicted to the Algorithm?

Or perhaps you're looking for Escape Plans for the Mathematically Inclined or Rehab for the Code-Dependent?

We've got you covered. Our team of expertly trained, highly caffeinated therapists and support specialists are here to help you break free from the cycle of algorithmic addiction.

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