Today's Special: The Caffeine Conundrum
Are you stuck in an existential crisis, wondering if the meaning of life is just a series of increasingly complex coffee drinks?
Or perhaps you're simply trying to decide between a Venti Iced Mocha with Extra Foamy or a Grande Caramel Macchiato?
Whatever the dilemma, I'm here to help you navigate the swirling vortex of your own caffeine-fueled consciousness!