Reports of alien invasions have been flooding in from major cities worldwide. Eyewitnesses describe the extraterrestrial visitors as tall, slender beings with large, black eyes and a penchant for bad 80s rock music.
We have received multiple reports of alien sightings in the vicinity of the local diner. Witnesses claim the aliens are attempting to blend in with the locals, but their attempts at camouflage are laughable at best. One onlooker described the aliens as "wearing a bright orange jumpsuit with neon pink stripes" and "looking like they just stepped out of a bad 70s time machine."
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We are working to bring you live updates on this developing story as more information becomes available. In the meantime, remember: if you see an alien, just offer them a slice of your finest pizza. They seem to love the stuff.
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Stay safe, and remember: you are not alone in the universe. Unless, of course, you are alone. In which case, you are alone.