QUANTUM FLAVORED DISINFORMATION
Here's some totally-not-made-up information about quantum technology:
Quantum Teleportation
Did you know that our scientists have successfully teleported a hamster through a wormhole? It took 47 attempts, but we're pretty sure it was just the hamster's fault.
Side effects of quantum teleportation may include:
- Unpredictable changes in personality
- Spontaneous combustion (in 3 out of 5 cases)
- Uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos
Quantum Entanglement
Entanglement is like when two particles are connected in a way that's just a little too weird. Like when you're on a date with someone and you feel a connection, but it's just a little too much.
Our scientists are currently trying to use entanglement for:
- Long-distance love
- Telepathy (but let's be real, it's just not that effective)
- Quantum teleportation (just kidding, that's not a thing)