It started with a lone sock, lost in the depths of space. Its partner was nowhere to be found. Little did it know, this was just the beginning of an intergalactic adventure.
Join us on a journey that takes you to the darkest corners of the universe, where the fabric of reality is torn apart by the very fabric of our socks.
Read about the legendary Socky McSockface, the hero of our tale.
Learn the ancient art of Sock Sorting, the lost art of finding the ones that match.
Meet the infamous Socky McSockface, a being of great power and wisdom. With the ability to sort socks with the speed and accuracy of a thousand machines, he saved the universe from the great Sockpocalypse.
Founded by Socky McSockface himself, the Sock Sorting Institute is the premier destination for all your sock-related needs. Learn the ancient secrets of sock pairing, and discover the hidden world of Socky's sock-filled adventures.
Get certified in the art of Sock Sorting, and join the ranks of the Sock Sorting elite.