You're alone, but not actually alone. You have your thoughts, your thoughts have you, and together they form a beautiful, if slightly toxic, ecosystem.
But let's be real, being alone can be pretty great. You don't have to deal with other people's feelings or opinions. You can just do your own thing, like eating an entire pizza by yourself or reorganizing your sock drawer for hours.
Of course, there are downsides. Like when the power goes out and you're stuck in the dark, surrounded by your own thoughts, with no escape. Or when the mailman comes to the door, reminding you that you're not actually alone.
But the real question is, are you alone, or are you just not alone enough? Is it just a phase, a temporary state of being, or are you truly, deeply, and completely alone in the world?
To help you explore this existential crisis, we've created a series of subpages to help you navigate the depths of your own aloneness.
- I Should Probably Play Video Games Alone
- I Should Probably Eat a Whole Wallet of Pizza Alone
- I Should Probably Call Myself by My Own Name Alone