Alone in the Dark

You are alone. Truly alone.

There's no one to save you, no one to comfort you. Just you.

But don't worry, we've prepared for this moment. Here's a list of things to do while you're alone in the dark:

• Contemplate the meaning of life
• Terrify yourself with horror stories
• Learn how to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich

We hope you find some comfort in this bleakness.