Welcome, agents. This is the briefing room for all Alpha-1 missions. Below, you'll find mission summaries, personnel profiles, and other relevant intel.
Mission 001: Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks
Objective: Infiltrate the Ministry of Silly Walks and gather intel on their latest bureaucratic shenanigans.
Location: 123 Ministry Drive, Silly Walks HQ
Assets: Stealth suit, lockpicks, and a strong stomach for silliness
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