Superhuman Skills

Because, let's be real, you're already awesome, but you want to be more awesome.

Master of the Obvious

You can do the dishes. Like, literally. You can do the dishes. And the laundry. And the laundry detergent, because, you know, you're a master of the obvious.

Take your telepathic-telekinesis skills to the next level.

Superhuman Strength

You can lift a car with one hand. Or, at least, you can pick up a small rock with one hand. It's a skill, really.

Prolong your already impressive lifespan.

Superhuman Intelligence

You can solve a Rubik's Cube. In the dark. With your eyes closed. And while being attacked by a swarm of bees.

Plan your world domination, step by step.