Master of the Obvious
You can do the dishes. Like, literally. You can do the dishes. And the laundry. And the laundry detergent, because, you know, you're a master of the obvious.
Take your telepathic-telekinesis skills to the next level.
Superhuman Strength
You can lift a car with one hand. Or, at least, you can pick up a small rock with one hand. It's a skill, really.
Prolong your already impressive lifespan.
Superhuman Intelligence
You can solve a Rubik's Cube. In the dark. With your eyes closed. And while being attacked by a swarm of bees.