Alpha Sorters Anonymous Support Group
Meet other fellow alpha sorters in our cozy corner of the internet! We're a bunch of misfits who just can't seem to stop organizing our sock drawers by color, alphabetically.
Meet the Founders
Aurora 'Rory' Alphason, the enigmatic leader of our group, and Zeta 'Zee' Zingpocket, our resident expert on numeric sorting methods.
Sort-by-Numbers Subgroup
Ever find yourself stuck in an endless loop of numerical order? Join our numeric friends in their own corner of the site, where they discuss the finer points of ascending and descending order.
Alphabetical Ascetics Subgroup
Do you get anxious when faced with a non-alphabetical arrangement? Our ascetics are here to help you find calm in the midst of chaos, one 'A' at a time.