Alternate Reality Syndrome: Dimensional Dizziness

Warning: You're experiencing dimensional dizziness. It's not just a feeling, it's a reality. Don't worry, it's a common side effect of interdimensional travel.

We're experiencing some quantum fluctuation chaos in the fabric of space-time. It's like someone's playing a really bad game of cosmic musical chairs up in here.

Symptoms:

Don't worry, it's not interdimensional insurance approved, but we're working on it.

Stay calm, and try not to think about it too much. It's paradoxical pauses like.