Answer 2: The Multiverse is a Bummer

In the vast expanse of the multiverse, where infinite realities branch off like the tendrils of a mad, cosmic octopus, we found the following:

1. A reality where the coffee is always strong, but the Wi-Fi is always slow.
2. A reality where the only thing more infinite than the number of socks is the number of socks that have gone missing.
3. A reality where every door is a portal, but the only destination is your ex's house.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, or should I say, the tip of the singularity?

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