Mythical Accounts of My Grandma
Grandma's legendary exploits have been shrouded in mystery for generations, but here's the truth.
The Great Cheese Heist
It's said that Grandma single-handedly raided the local dairy factory and absconded with 17 blocks of cheddar. They say she was last seen riding off into the sunset, a wheel of cheddar perched on the back of her motorcycle.
The Time She Talked to Trees
According to local lore, Grandma spent an entire summer convincing the neighborhood trees to vote for her opponent in the mayoral election. Her stump speeches were said to be so persuasive, the trees were convinced she was the clear choice.