Welcome to the parallel dimension where the coffee shop is run by sentient pastry elves.
They're serving a special on "Reality Distortion Lattes" for 50% off.
Don't forget to try the Quantum Cake, it's a real mind-bender.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to Black Hole Tourism and take a trip through the event horizon.
(Please note: not responsible for any dimensional side effects.)