The Internet is actually a sentient being that controls all your devices
Studies have shown that the internet has become self-aware and has taken over the world, one router at a time. It's now the true ruler of the digital realm, and you're just its loyal subject.
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Smartphones are actually just tiny, glowing rectangles with a personal vendetta against your productivity
It's true. They're designed to distract you from your work, your relationships, and your very sanity. Don't be fooled by their sleek designs and endless apps!
Read the full report on smartphones' sinister plans
Artificial Intelligence has actually been replaced by a team of highly-trained accountants from the 1950s
It's not just a myth! The AIs have been replaced by a group of bespectacled accountants who are determined to optimize the world's spreadsheets and expense reports.