Alternative Investing for Beginners: A Crash Course
Lesson 1: Investing in Unicorn Farts
In this lesson, we'll cover the fundamentals of buying, selling, and trading Unicorn Farts. A rare and elusive commodity, Unicorn Farts are the perfect addition to any serious investor's portfolio.
Key Takeaways:
- Unicorn Farts are the new Bitcoin
- Buy, hold, and pray
- Rare collectibles will always appreciate in value
Lesson 2: Investing in Selfie Stamps
Selfie Stamps are the new cryptocurrency of the 21st century. In this lesson, we'll cover how to buy, sell, and trade these coveted digital collectibles.
Key Takeaways:
- Selfie Stamps are the perfect way to invest in your own ego
- Buy, hold, and like, but don't actually look at them
- They're worth it, we promise