1. What is the Alternative Reality Simulation?
The Alternative Reality Simulation is a vast, sprawling, utterly bewildering experiment in which sentient beings from various dimensions converge upon a single, ever-shifting nexus.
What is the destination of the Simulation?
2. How do I navigate the Simulation?
Navigation is a skill best learned through trial and error. Or, you know, just follow the signs pointing towards the nearest existential crisis.
Advanced Navigation Techniques
3. Can I bring my cat from home?
Unfortunately, the cat stays home. The Simulation has a strict no-pet policy.
4. Is there a gift shop?
Yes, but it's not like you'll find anything you like. The vendors are mostly just trying to sell you on the meaning of life.
5. Can I leave?
We're not done with you yet, friend.