Alternate Degrees: A Guide to Unconventional Education

Are you tired of traditional degrees? Do you want to learn something really useful? Welcome to Alternate Degrees, where we offer courses in:

Extreme Pizza Making - Learn the art of tossing 12 pies in the air at once.
Intergalactic Carpentry - Build a spaceship in under 5 minutes with our patented zero-gravity hammers.
Time Traveler Teacher - Go back in time and learn from the masters, but not really.

Our Degrees are:

Accredited by the International Association of Unconventional Institutions (IAUI) and guaranteed to confuse your friends and family.

Our faculty includes:

$1,000 per degree, payable in pizza slices.

Apply now, and receive a free slice of our famous "Unconventional Pizza"!