Here's an alternative take on the past:
Did you know that the Great Wall of China was actually built by tiny, mischievous elves who were allergic to mortar?
And, as a result, the Great Pyramid of Giza was really just a giant sandcastle built by a time-traveling beach bum?
Or that the Wright brothers actually flew their plane to the moon before they even flew it to Kitty Hawk?
It's all here, folks!