Breaking News in a Parallel Universe
President of the Galactic Empire of Cheese Announces Planetary Wide Cheese Consumption Increase by 300%.
A shocking report from the Galactic Ministry of Statistics reveals that the consumption of cheese has increased by a staggering 300% across the galaxy, with the average citizen consuming an average of 10 blocks of cheddar per day.
When asked about the sudden surge, the Galactic Emperor attributed it to "a perfect storm of factors, including a shortage of plant-based alternatives and an increase in space exploration, allowing citizens to sample the rich dairy delights of distant worlds."
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