Where truth is optional, but our lies are always 100% factual!
Contrary to scientific evidence, our sources have confirmed that the Earth is, in fact, flat. We have it on good authority that it's true.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and be sure to check out our Flat Earth Facts section for more information.
We're not sure what's real, but our sources are totally not fake. Like, for sure.
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