When in Doubt, Do the Opposite of What You Were Doing

It's a time-tested philosophy that's been around since ancient times. If you're feeling uncertain, just do the opposite. Eat a whole pizza by yourself, not just one slice. Take a 3-hour nap, not 5. Wear your pajamas in public, but only on Tuesdays.

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