Welcome, traveler, to the Bottomless Pit of Code. Here, the abyssal cocoa nibs are plentiful and the coding horrors are legion.
For those brave adventurers who dare to venture deeper, we have:
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you may try to:
// abyssal_cocoa_nibs.js
var abyssalCocoaNibs = {
'dangerous': true,
'price': 'free',
'location': '/subpages/ambrosia/abyssal-cocoa-nibs/abyssal-cocoa-nibs-map'
};