Deep in the Abyss of Abyssal Garnishes

Where flavors of garnish go to die, and come to life!

Warning: Abyssal Garnishes may be hazardous to your health

We have no idea what they are or where they came from, but be warned: Abyssal Garnishes are not for the faint of heart!

They're like a flavor of the month, but for the depths of the ocean. Or the pits of despair. Or the kitchen sink.
So, be careful when handling Abyssal Garnishes. They might just... GARNISH! you!

Or, you know, not. Probably not. We're just winging it at this point.