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Ambrosia

Where the Food is as Unreliable as the People Who Serve It

Our Ambrosia Sources:

We source our Ambrosia from a variety of questionable suppliers, because who needs quality control, right?

We're talking dumpster behind the restaurant, questionable street vendors, and the occasional "gift" from a well-meaning friend.

Our suppliers are as untrustworthy as our customers' stomachs.

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