Here at Ambrosia: The Abysschrift, we're not just a trendy new restaurant - we're a portal to the very depths of gastronomic despair.
Our menu features dishes that are as unpredictable as the abyss that lies beneath our plates.
Try our signature 'Abyssal Soup' for a taste of the unknown. Or, if you're feeling bold, take a chance on the 'Infinite Regress' - a dish that will leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made.
Want more information? Click here for our secret menu, hidden deep beneath the surface.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here for our take on the meaning of life and the futility of existence.